Will Senator Al Franken ‘Really’ Resign?

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If you think Al Franken will resign the US Senate “in a few weeks,” you do not know Al Franken.

In a voice that ever sounds like the gurgles from a flushed John Crapper home appliance he tap danced his way through the issue to satisfy the growing list of Democrat US Senators saying they want him to go thus raising the lethality of female old complaints and wailings of “…how I felt,” sobs and tears, to the level of removing people in elected office.  This may not be fattening, but it is illegal and immoral, predicated on the claim, “Women never lie about that!”

And, their objective is to use the Billy Bush tape to remove President Donald J. Trump

It is not yet clear if all this is a cascade of accidents like a Peewee Herman movie or a very clever plot to capitalize on the Billy Bush illegally recorded and broadcast (two felonies in California) of candidate Donald J. Trump in a stupid attempt to remove him from office.

All he was saying is that young women go nuts in the presence of a billionaire, rock star, movie star or Evangelical mega-preacher.  Go to a rock concert and watch the entire first row of girls tossing their panties and room keys on the stage!  Anyone that spends that much of their money on hair, makeup, clothes and shoes is asking for an occasional touching of the merchandise, even if illegal.

Mr. Trump can only be removed for crimes he commits in office and his saying young women go nuts in the presence of a billionaire or an entertainment “star” and not that he ever did anything like that to any young woman remove the Billy Bush tape from the evidence locker.  If Billy or NBC choose to make an issue of said tape they can be prosecuted for making it, withholding it and broadcasting it. (Three felonies.)  But, fear not NBC, California Governor Moonbeam Brown is letting all the felons out as the police do not have enough to do since he made the state a “sanctuary” for illegal Mexicans that are all busy becoming high school valedictorians as well as serial Democrat voters.  California now has 22 counties where more people vote for Democrats than there are registered voters or even people of voting age!  What a wonderful miracle for Democrats!

Mr. Trump need only say, “The tape has been doctored in the same way as the Trayvon Martin NBC audio surveillance tape and the ABC videotape they digitally removed the visible wounds to George Zimmerman’s back of head as taped by an ABC cameraman.

It is becoming increasingly clear and confirmed by the  “man-caused global warming” fraud that major media is helping our government build an America where facts mean nothing and government means everything.  If they believe there are “greenhouse gases” then “There are greenhouse gases, and you can keep your greenhouse gas, period!”

That a greenhouse requires a solid clear cover, usually glass, and at the top of the Troposphere there is not enough molecular mass to make one, are facts, but to the Swamp Creature elected ruling class that does not matter!  The elected ruling class, aka “The Establishment,” will give you everything you ever want if you vote Democrat.  Money?  All they have to do is print more, like they have since Ben Bernanke and Janet Yellin changed the rules. The “Free faith and credit of the US Government” are now worth  $-20 trillion!

“You don’t think we’ll ever pay that back do you, sonny?”  We damn well better if we want to see any more food, fuel and toilet paper.

Meanwhile, back in Minnesota, the catalog mailing capital of the world, the rotary presses will be cranking out thousands of letters begging Senator Franken not to resign with some threatening suicide just like those ladies in North Korea when Kim Jong, Sr. died.  Al will show up at the US Senate with a pickup truck full of such mail and announce in his stained Crapper voice, “I can’t leave!  My people love me!”  Pardon me while I vomit.

Adrian Vance

Adrian Vance is a writer and producer of educational films, filmstrips and audio programs with over 325 productions from script to screen. See a partial list of my credits at http://worldcat.org . And, have written for ten national magazines, been on the masthead of two as an Editor, done a dozen books and am an FCC licensed broadcaster with ten years of on-air experience in radio and television. See my blog, "The Two Minute Conservative" at http://adrianvance.blogspot.com where you will find over 3200 daily pieces, enough material to produce 25 novel length books.

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