The Top 5 Reasons Men do NOT Vote for Women

I would gladly vote for a pro-life, constitution following woman. As a matter of fact, Michele Bachmann would get my vote in just about any election. But for every Bachman there is a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho.

Those bat-poop crazies make my top 5 list.

1.Hillary Clinton

Put aside the “What does it Matter?” comment for a second. Any person who would say, “When are they going to get those f*****g ree-tards out of here?”‘
(Hillary Clinton: The Other Woman by Dolly Kyle. Spoken at an Easter egg hunt at the Arkansas state house with developmentally challenged children in attendance) not only wouldn’t earn my vote but would get a swift kick  in the behind from me.


2. Nancy Pelosi

There are a little over 318 million people in America. I state that as fact. In 2009 it was even less than that, yet Nutty Nancy said then that “Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs.”  I am starting to understand why she likes Common Core Math. I won’t even get started on the other insanity that she has spewed, but it’s not hard to find with a simple google search.

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3. Maxine Waters

No list of nutty would be complete without Maxine. She has directed the Tea Party straight to hell, wants Communist Like Control over companies, and thinks that Freddie and Fannie had nothing to do with the housing bubble bursting. Remember the population of America? In 2013 Maxine said the sequester would cost 170 million jobs. Hey, she was closer than old Nancy.


4. Sarah Palin

In the spirit of being honest and leveling the playing field, Sarah has left me shaking my head on more than one occasion. The “I can see Russia” comment was one. Call me fickle but when your family’s shenanigans warrant a 24 page police report, you might want to get your house in order.


5.  Jessica Farrar

Where to begin? This delicate flower from the state of Texas is a militant Pro-Abortion nut who has decided to take a new approach to making baby murder more acceptable by proposing fines for men who masturbate, in what she considers “goose for gander” type justice. Now maybe she never actually completed a Biology Class, but I am pretty sure that she is just as nutty as a fruitcake.

Please, Please, Please – Women with a brain stem- RUN for office. There are far too many elected who have single digit IQs and an evil streak a mile long.

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