Stormy Daniels

Sullied Stormy Stomps Offstage As Publicity Stunt Steams Ahead

If you were to ask me, this entire Stormy Daniels saga has been going on for way, way too long, especially given how obvious the publicity stunt is.

Let’s remind ourselves of a little logical device called Occam’s Razor.

Occam’s razor (or Ockham’s razor) is a principle from philosophy. Suppose there exist two explanations for an occurrence. In this case the simpler one is usually better. Another way of saying it is that the more assumptions you have to make, the more unlikely an explanation is.

In the case of Stormy Daniels, we are to assume that an affair between she and Donald Trump occurred approximately a dozen years ago, possibly while Melania Trump was pregnant with Barron.  After the affair, Trump allegedly made Stormy sign an NDA and then paid her $130,000 through his lawyer to keep quiet.  Now, 12 years later, Stormy is claiming that the NDA was invalid because it was never signed by Trump himself, who, at that time, was simply a business mogul in New York City.

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The Occam’s Razor explanation is much simpler:  Stormy extorted Trump for $130,000 claiming there was an affair, (as the two had met on several occasions during that era).  Seeing that Trump is now President of the United States, and Daniels is still trying to eek out a living as an adult actress and dancer while pushing 40 years old, the publicity from her absurd claims has driven customers to witness her “Make America Horny Again” strip club tour by the hundreds making for a pretty payday for the over-the-hill porn actress.

Now, in the midst of her very serious and totally not for attention battle with the President, Stormy is out there making beaucoup dollars.

As it turns out, however, this sudden political fame and numerous very serious television appearances hasn’t made her impervious to drunken perverts.

A drunk patron at Stars Cabaret in Bend threw his wallet at alleged presidential mistress Stormy Daniels in the middle of her much-anticipated strip show Thursday night, cutting short her performance.

Daniels, the 39-year-old porn star at the center of a Trump administration scandal involving a $130,000 hush money payoff, was dancing to Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” with nothing but high heels and a garter on her right leg when she was hit in the face with the wallet. Shocked, she ran off the stage after throwing the wallet back at the man. The crowd booed as an announcer said the show had to be stopped.

Daniels was not hurt, but Bend police arrived and interviewed the patron outside the club.

“I was being wasted,” the unnamed patron told police. Daniels refused to press charges, and the man was let go, free to walk home.

“I think she is a really nice person,” the man said. “I am extremely sorry.”

And, as if there was any doubt that Stormy Daniels is in this for the money…

She finally took the stage shortly after 1 a.m. dressed in a patriotic bustier and long red skirt that flowed down to her high heels. The crowd yelled, “We love you Stormy,” as she pranced around the stripper pole to Lenny Kravitz’s cover of “American Woman.”

Can we finally stop taking her seriously, please?

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