Russian Collusion Confirmed

Now the story can be told as the people responsible for collusion with Russia, our on-again, off-again ally, the only nation that can turn us into a three million square mile ash heap in one hour, can be told!

It began in 2004 when six-foot-five former FBI Director Jim Comey, with feet so large his shoes are made by the Clown Shoe Co. of Slippery, New Jersey, famous for originally having been named “Slippery When Wet” as on founding had no money for town signs, used old road signs so they could get a post office and government jobs. It’s a perfect fit!

Jim and Bob Mueller went to see Attorney General Ashcroft in a hospital after his major surgery as they wanted to renew the Civilian Protection Act allowing them to violate the Constitution and spy on American citizens for their enjoys. Mr. Ashcroft was opposed to the renewal, but it only took a few minutes of shutting off his medication drip to bring him to terms.  Mrs. Ashcroft begged “Bigfoot and Bobzy” to relent but they ignored her tearful bedside pleas.

Mr. Mueller was appointed to Special Counsel illegally as it is only supposed to happen in reaction to a crime and none has happened unless you consider a recent report in the “Conservative Tribune.”

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They report Seymour Hersh, well known journalist who broke the My Lai and Abu Ghraib Prison stories, winning Pulitzers for both, claims the FBI has evidence proving murdered DNC official Seth Rich contacted Wikileaks to sell his password to the DNC email system for the purpose of documenting DNC sandbagging Bernie Sanders, that offended Seth.  The simple fact of the matter appears to be that Seth Rich was killed in a DNC or Clinton hit!  Or a Clinton hit given their history.


Why don’t the media nimble noggins sit down and realize with all the dirt on Hillary, if Russia really wanted Trump to win they would have had all eight of their commentators on RT TV, Russian Television in Washington, DC, broadcasting to all of America on the DIRECT and DISH satellites leaking dirt on Hillary to infuriate Bernie Sanders voters who are nearly half the Democrat Party regulars!  That one effort would have killed her, but it did not happen.


The last person Russia wanted to see in the White House was Donald J. Trump!

Is that not obvious?

Clearly, the Russians wanted Hillary to win having gotten rights to 20% of our uranium for only $145.5 million plus the removal of all defensive anti-missiles from Poland and license to run over Crimea and Ukraine while Mr. Trump was rattling nuclear carriers and submarines aggressively!

The Mueller investigation is clearly another attempt to dump Trump, but it will likely backfire five ways:

(1)  Mueller will find nothing.

(2)  Mueller is honest and will turn on Hillary to keep the game going and insure he makes the Nice, France truffle harvest on our dime.

(3)  Mueller will review the “Clinton Body Count” list and see a deep well worth millions to him even if it means going to Arkansas.

(4)  Mueller is found in a Motel Six with Bigfoot Comey.

(5)  The few smart, responsible people in the media will make increasingly well-received pieces revealing the truth of the matter.

Adrian Vance

Adrian Vance is a writer and producer of educational films, filmstrips and audio programs with over 325 productions from script to screen. See a partial list of my credits at . And, have written for ten national magazines, been on the masthead of two as an Editor, done a dozen books and am an FCC licensed broadcaster with ten years of on-air experience in radio and television. See my blog, "The Two Minute Conservative" at where you will find over 3200 daily pieces, enough material to produce 25 novel length books.

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