There are few things I enjoy more than torturing liberals. Not physically–that’s like a crime or something. But mentally–that’s fun, and legal! Like a Jenga tower on its last legs, the Left is so fragile, all it takes is a slight breeze, and they come crashing down.
The Left is always on the verge–it’s how they keep their cult following. Always being at the edge of insanity creates a sort of propulsive panic dynamic, keeping amped-up acolytes in line. This panic dynamic was on full display Sunday during the Super Bowl.
One of the best parts (see: the best part) of the Super Bowl is funny commercials. Over the last several years, Doritos has been killing it with silly, but funny ads. This year was no exception.
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This year’s ad features a pregnant woman getting an ultrasound, while her husband stands by eating Doritos. As the dad moves the Doritos around, the baby lunges after them. The mother tosses the Doritos in annoyance, and the baby…follows, being delivered early in pursuit of the delicious and fatty snack food.
Well, this didn’t sit well with the people over at NARAL. For the uninitiated, NARAL is a radically pro-abortion organization that fiercely opposed the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban in 2003. Like, these people think it should be legal to stick a sharp hose in the back of a baby’s head at 36-weeks gestation, and suck its brain out.
So, not insane at all.
NARAL spent the Super Bowl being losers and hate-tweeting commercials for alleged sexism, transphobia, etc. After the Doritos commercial hit the airwaves, they tweeted:
— NARAL (@NARAL) February 8, 2016
Yep. Doritos is bad because they dared to “humanize” a fetus–otherwise known as a baby.
Couple things, NARAL.
First, let’s note that the baby–sorry, the fetus–in the ultrasound was fully developed. The woman was gigantic, and her doctor tells her “any day now.” So even the most aggressive pro-abortionist would agree this is a baby.
Now, on to the more serious issue. It’s a Doritos commercial. Like, chips and stuff. In this commercial, a baby in the womb lunges after Doritos, and delivers itself early just to reach the cheesy snack food. This is where you open your mouth, and utter sounds of pleasure–often called laughter. Say it with me: Ha…Ha…Ha. No? You must be broken and sad inside.
I can write some more, or just share some of the Twitter responses to NARAL’s stupidity, which is much more entertaining:
.@NARAL is this a parody account?
— skidmore ن (@skidmorep) February 8, 2016
— d w donahoo (@esugrad72) February 8, 2016
— Winthrop Chesterton (@IronyNOW) February 8, 2016
It’s just so easy. Side note–ever notice NARAL is just one letter away from natal? Funny.