Obama: The Defecator in Chief


Obama was raining on my parade so I wore galoshes.


He held an umbrella like Mary Poppins

And his rhetoric levitated

While his hypocrisy tumbled into the mud,


He lied.


There was falseness in his tone that promised us the world

While it tumbled us down like a giant comet.


We fell for his bullsh** and shoveled it from one side

Of the yard to the other


Pretending the defecation was rock star poop rather than



Obama ruined the greatest country in the world and patted

Himself on the back while he sat on a suppository.

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