Obama was raining on my parade so I wore galoshes.
He held an umbrella like Mary Poppins
And his rhetoric levitated
While his hypocrisy tumbled into the mud,
There was falseness in his tone that promised us the world
While it tumbled us down like a giant comet.
We fell for his bullsh** and shoveled it from one side
Of the yard to the other
Pretending the defecation was rock star poop rather than
Obama ruined the greatest country in the world and patted
Himself on the back while he sat on a suppository.