Remember when Hillary Clinton assured the American people her private unsecured server had not been compromised? It seemed curious at the time that she would make such a bold claim since there was no possible way she could have known whether the server was breached.
But she wasn’t alone in her convictions. When the Romanian hacker who calls himself Guccifer claimed that he had breached the private email server, Team Clinton was quick to deny his allegations, calling it “unfathomable” that a lowly sneak-thief could have penetrated the electronic fortress Clinton had set up for her in her home basement.
Even Barack Obama jumped on the bandwagon, swearing on a stack of Bibles that her private email account was untainted. Of course, it would been personally embarrassing for him if it weren’t since he had sent personal emails to the account using an alias.
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How sobering for all of them to learn that her homebrew server was hacked not by 1, not by 2, not by 3 or 5, but by five foreign intelligenec agencies!