The day after the inauguration of President Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States, thousands of liberal women took to the streets to protest… democracy.
Or maybe they were protesting something else, but that message was clear as mud because there really was no cohesive message to the day of aggression (other than men suck and liberals hate losing).
For a simple cross-section of what took place on Saturday here are four women who spoke for liberal feminists over the weekend.
Ashley Judd: A “nasty,” “loud,” “vulgar,” and “proud” woman.
I am a nasty woman. I’m as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust. A man whose words are a distract to America. Electoral college-sanctioned, hate-speech contaminating this national anthem. I’m not as nasty as Confederate flags being tattooed across my city. Maybe the South actually is going to rise again. Maybe for some it never really fell. Blacks are still in shackles and graves, just for being black. Slavery has been reinterpreted as the prison system in front of people who see melanin as animal skin. I am not as nasty as a swastika painted on a pride flag, and I didn’t know devils could be resurrected but I feel Hitler in these streets. A mustache traded for a toupee. Nazis renamed the Cabinet Electoral Conversion Therapy, the new gas chambers shaming the gay out of America, turning rainbows into suicide. I am not as nasty as racism, fraud, conflict of interest, homophobia, sexual assault, transphobia, white supremacy, misogyny, ignorance, white privilege … your daughter being your favorite sex symbol, like your wet dreams infused with your own genes. Yeah, I’m a nasty woman — a loud, vulgar, proud woman.
Madonna: “Fu** You. Fu** You.”
“And to our detractors that insist that this march will never add up to anything: F–k you. F–k you. It is the beginning of much-needed change…
Yes, I’m angry. Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House,” Madonna said. “But I know that this won’t change anything. We cannot fall into despair.”
Jane Fonda gets Anatomical.
“Trump should have more respect for pussies because if penises could do what pussies could do they’d be on postage stamps… A lot of people are scared of ‘pussy power.’ Because when women unite I’m telling you we are a force to be reckoned with and we will unite,” Fonda told HBO’s Bill Maher.
Senator Elizabeth Warren calls Half of America Racist, Homophobic, Sexist and Bigoted:
We also believe that immigration makes us a stronger country. We will not build a stupid wall! And we will not tear millions of families apart, not on our watch. And we believe that sexism, racism, homophobia and bigotry have no place in this country. Black Lives Matter! Diversity make our country stronger!