For some reason, Hillary Clinton continues to trample around the country, cackling and carrying on to anyone willing to entertain her.
This jaunt from coast to coast comes as Clinton is promoting her 2016 election memoir hilariously titled What Happened. Again, it’s a chance for Hillary Clinton to travel from one corporately owned bookstore to another, telling her harrowing tale of having Donald Trump surprise the entire planet by dismantling her supposedly surefire rise to power. It’s a sad, sad affair, but this period of despondence may very well be a part of her 10 year plan.
If I was able to read Hillary Clinton’s mind, I wouldn’t like want to continue experiencing life on this planet.
Now, on a stop in Philadelphia, the former First Lady had herself a good old fashioned, “off the rails” type appearance.
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“While there were no protesters visible outside the venue, a heckler rose in his upper-deck seat near the end of the event and shouted ‘Pizzagate is real!,’ in reference to the long-ago-debunked conspiracy theory about Clinton and other Democratic leaders supposedly running a child sex ring out of a Washington pizzeria.
“The man, who was escorted out of the auditorium and later seen talking with Secret Service agents, was recognized by a PhillyVoice photographer as Howard Caplan, a local man known for holding ‘Hillary for Prison’ and ‘Pizzagate is Real’ signs on Roosevelt Boulevard and at local political events. Caplan has made news for a series of incidents in the last two years, including his storming of the Christmas Mass at The Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul last year, and his having been assaulted at a protest demonstration last summer.”
Then, like an aging rockstar who teases you by walking off stage without playing their one song, Clinton finally unleashed a lengthy cough solo to a stunned crowd of Philadelphians.
“At one point early in the evening, Clinton launched into an extended coughing fit, the kind of thing that tended to lead to theories during the campaign that the candidate was concealing some sort of illness.”
And thusly, Hillary Clinton was fully back to her 2016 fighting shape, which never really was much of a fighting shape to begin with.