Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt Shocks Hollywood with Faith-Filled Speech at MTV Awards

Hollywood’s litany of leftist ideologies was once considered a monopoly of thought in the entertainment industry, with predictable and pedantic narratives slithering forth from Tinsel Town on the hour, every hour.

But, as Americans come to grips with the conservative awakening of our great nation, Hollywood is shifting as well.  Suddenly, prominent conservative values are popping up everywhere, from formulaic sitcoms to blockbuster summer movies.  These sentiments must seem foreign to the young millennials who have been suckling at the democratic party’s teat for years, having been well indoctrinated into the leftist agenda from a young age.

Now, one of the nation’s most popular movie stars has delivered a riveting, and hilarious, speech directed at these future leaders of America…and he did it all with the helping hand of The Big Guy.

While accepting the MTV Movie Awards “Generation” honor, Jurassic World and Avengers star Chris Pratt invoked the heavenly father on several occasions, shaking Hollywood to its core.  His speech was relayed to us as “9 Rules from Chris Pratt”.

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Number one: breathe. If you don’t, you’ll suffocate.

Number two: You have a soul. Be careful with it.

Number three: Don’t be a turd. If you’re strong, be a protector and if you’re smart, be a humble influencer. Strength and intelligence can be weapons and do not wield them against the weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that.

Number four: When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger and they won’t even know they’re eating medicine.

Number five: Doesn’t matter what it is, earn it. A good deed, reach out to someone in pain, be of service, it feels good and it’s good for your soul.

Number six: God is real. God loves you. God wants the best for you. Believe that. I do.

Number seven: If you have to poop at a party, but you’re embarrassed because you’re going to stink up the bathroom, just do what I do. Lock the door. Sit down, get all the pee out first. Okay? Then, when all the pee’s done, poop-flush-boom. You minimize the amount of time that the poop is touching the air because if you poop first, then it takes you longer to pee and you’re peeing on it, stirring it up and the poop particles create a cloud that goes out and then everyone at the party will know that you pooped. Just trust me, it’s science.

Number eight: Learn to pray. It’s easy and it’s so good for your soul.

Number nine: Nobody is perfect. People are going to tell you you’re perfect just the way you are; you’re not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there’s a powerful force that designed you that way. And if you’re willing to accept that you will have grace and grace is a gift. Like the freedom we enjoy in this country that grace was paid for with somebody else’s blood. Do not forget it. Don’t take it for granted.

God bless you. Please get home safely.

Okay, so #7 was a little weird, and I prefer to use peanut butter for #4, but the message was otherwise incredible.  And, since Pratt’s delivery is so vehemently honest and powerful, especially when espousing his faith, here is the speech in its entirety:


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