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Chelsea Handler Uses Fat Shaming To Enhance “Activism” Career

Liberal comedienne Chelsea Handler has apparently decided to give up Hollywood for a life of activism, but she sure has some adjusting to do.

The raunchy television host, who just finished up a stint on the pre-retirement, post-fame Netflix circuit, has decided to stay from the limelight in order to pursue a new career:  That of a political activist in some as-of-yet undefined role.  In the weeks since her decision was made public, Handler has pretty much stuck to tweeting things that disparage the President, fulfilling the requirements for a spot atop the liberal “resistance” hierarchy.

Of course, being the risqué and insensitive shrew that she is, the nasal-voiced and bony siren of the resistance has taken to insulting the physical appearance of White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders – something that has already been declared inexcusable by both the left and the right.

“Comedian Chelsea Handler is coming under fire for tweeting a vulgar video that mocks White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ weight and physical appearance.

“The video – a promotion for Handler’s Netflix series – is a fake step-by-step makeup tutorial, featuring comedy writer Fortune Feimster as Sanders.

“’Right now my skin is dry, just like Puerto Rico right before that one rainy day they had,’ she says before applying moisturizer to her face.

“’My face is a big, fat biscuit!’ she says as she uses the lotion.

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“Feimster compares her makeup foundation to the foundation of America: ‘It’s Republican, it’s strong, and it’s white.’

“Feimster also mocks Sanders’ physical appearance by insinuating that she resembles a man.

“’I used to not know what foundation was, but our great president was kind enough to take me to a Sephora and he said to the employee, “Hey, you see that fellow over here? Make him a woman,”‘ she says.”

This sort of crude and lewd humor has been the go-to level of maturity for many of Hollywood’s angry liberals over the course of the last year, and Handler is certainly not immune to this sort of childish behavior.

What is left to be told is whether or not Handler will grow up at all during her time as a “political activist”, or if we will be cursed with this pedantic and bratty blonde banshee wailing away in the night for all of eternity….or just the next 7 years of the Trump administration.

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