California Focuses on Real Problems: Will Fight Against Cow Farts!

If anything proves that the global warming/climate change nonsense has gone too far, this is it.

During his first stint as governor of California in the late 1970s Jerry Brown was known by the nickname of “Governor Moonbeam.” Perhaps this go round he should be called “Governor Methane,” as his obsession with the climate change hypothesis is now leading California to regulate cow “emissions.”

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In September Brown became the first governor ever to sign a bill that  regulates supposed greenhouse gases from livestock operations and landfills. But no one asked the bovine methane moo-ers whether or not they agree. Cattle and other farm animals are a major source of methane, a greenhouse gas many times more potent than carbon dioxide as a heat-trapping gas as well as being more potent as an aroma. The methane is released when they belch, fart,  and release the raw material for cow chips.

“If we can reduce emissions of methane, we can really help to slow global warming,” said Ryan McCarthy, a science adviser for the California Air Resources Board, which is drawing up rules to implement the new law.

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Livestock are responsible for 14.5 percent of human-induced greenhouse gas emissions, with beef and dairy production accounting for the bulk of it, according to a 2013 United Nations report.

(..) In the nation’s largest milk-producing state, the new law aims to reduce methane emissions from dairies and livestock operations to 40 percent below 2013 levels by 2030, McCarthy said. State officials are developing the regulations, which take effect in 2024.

What are they going to do, create bovine butt  plugs? Or perhaps they are going to teach Elsie the cow to hold it in by squeezing her gluteus maximus.  I can vouch for the fact holding it in only works for the first date (much to my wife’s chagrin) . And  the belches are bad also (and they don’t even moo “excuse me”)…

 

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