The Bald Guy Voting for Hillary
A bald guy at a party who should have known better,
Trailing liberal naiveté like dog doo,
Told me that he was voting for Hillary.
I took out my gun and shot him.
Does that make me a bad person?
Or just an imaginary killer?
I have the imagination of a dog biscuit.
His progressive ideas lived on in a suspicious hole
With donkeys that washed their asses with our money.
Obama put us eighteen trillion dollars in debt.
He treats our money like a nouveau riche’s bank account.
How do we stop the Democrats from spending other
How do we stop coyotes from raping Mexican girls
As they sneak across our non-existent fence?
How do we stop Hillary and Obama from writing love poems
To Syrian Muslims in suicide vests?
How do we stop them from boasting about
The beauty of the Muslim morning call to prayer.
The Democrats talk about the peacefulness of Muslims.
They must be talking about their dead bodies floating in fire.