The Bald Guy Voting for Hillary

The Bald Guy Voting for Hillary


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A bald guy at a party who should have known better,

Trailing liberal naiveté like dog doo,

Told me that he was voting for Hillary.


I took out my gun and shot him.

Does that make me a bad person?

Or just an imaginary killer?

He died.

Or didn’t.

I have the imagination of a dog biscuit.


His progressive ideas lived on in a suspicious hole

With donkeys that washed their asses with our money.

Communism borrows.

Capitalism creates.

Obama put us eighteen trillion dollars in debt.

He treats our money like a nouveau  riche’s bank account.


How do we stop the Democrats from spending other

People’s money?


How do we stop coyotes from raping Mexican girls

As they sneak across our non-existent fence?


How do we stop Hillary and Obama from writing love poems

To Syrian Muslims in suicide vests?


How do we stop them from  boasting about

The beauty of the Muslim morning call to prayer.


The Democrats talk about the peacefulness of Muslims.

They must be talking about their dead bodies floating in fire.


David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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