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America’s Mysterious “BOOMS” Are Now Being Investigated by The FBI

To be honest, we haven’t been speaking too highly of the FBI lately, or any of America’s intelligence communities, for that matter.  It’s just that the spooks and kooks of The Bureau haven’t done much worth praising as of late.

In fact, you could say that they deserve the heaping amounts of admonishment being hurled their way by not only the American people, but by POTUS himself.  Every day we are being bludgeoned with incredible and terrifying revelations from within the agency, creating a chasm of doubt within our national psyche.

Some of the most heartbreaking events in recent memory could very well have been prevented by the FBI, with the news that both Omar Mateen and Nikolas Cruz were both on their radar.  In the case of Mateen, the shooter in the Orlando Nightclub Massacre, the agency even had an informant within the shooter’s home.   Cruz, on the other hand, was reported to the FBI just days before shooting up his former high school when a concerned acquaintance called the national office fearing that he would “shoot someplace up”.

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And these are just the mass shooting incidents from the last two years.  On top of all of this, the FBI may have been involved in some Benedict Arnold level treachery in the Obama administration’s spying on the 2016 Trump campaign.

One would think that the FBI would be all in on saving face right now, but instead, they’re out there doing their best X Files impersonation.

Federal and local authorities are investigating mysterious booms being reported in Upper Bucks and Lehigh Counties.

Springfield Township police say there have been multiple reports of loud explosions, with the most recent one happening shortly after 4 a.m. on Tuesday.

 “I thought that somebody was making a tunnel or space junk fell out of the sky,” said Susan Crompton, who lives in Haycock Township.

And that wasn’t the only far out theory.

“From poachers, gunfire, to explosions to a sonic boom,” said Jerry Hertz of the mysterious sound.

There have been no shortages of theories, but still no answer as to why so many residents have been jolted by mysterious and near-deafening sounds.

“It’s a rumble, it actually like rumbles the ground like an earthquake would happen but with a loud like boom,” Crompton added.

“I’ve been in the military, I’ve got experience with explosives, I was a Navy diver and was definitely not a gunshot,” Hertz said.

Sure, the phenomenon should be investigated, but I’m sure America would much rather have the FBI working on something a little more important?

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