Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is Talking About Global Warming…And It’s Just as Silly As Everything Else She Says

Gosh, I love this girl.

Everything she says is comedy gold! Listening to her talk is like listening to a child talk about the way they view the world.

How daddy could probably take on Godzilla, how much Mommy loves her special fruit juice, how they’re going to buy 100 Barbie cars with their piggy bank money…and then make all the neighborhood children use their piggy bank money for marginalized youths in the inner city.

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From her fumbling rants about the economy to dismissing civil invitations to debate as “catcalling”, this girl is a riot, and so far, she has not lost steam.

Not even when she touched on global warming–she has apparently not gotten the memo that it’s “climate change” now–which she tweeted about this week to the delight of conservative news outlets across the land.

So, what was her ridiculous and utterly uninformed take on “global warming”, you say?

Ah, it’s just as brilliantly alarmist and completely baseless as everything else she utters: she says its killing Americans. 

Bahaha–she’s great.

You’ve got to hand it to her, for all the silly things she says, she definitely has fascistic rhetoric down. 

“Our children’s lives are on the line,” she began, executing an impeccable evocative appeal for the children! 

“Americans are dying because of a government too coward (sic) to save the planet,” she continued.

Dying, I tell you, dying! Not just Americans–but children! 

Now for the layup–authoritarian policy. Always lead with dying children when proposing authoritarianism. She’s clearly learned from the best!

“It’s wrong. And we will need a Green New Deal to survive.”

NAILED IT.

I don’t know about you, but I’m forking over my rights, hard-earned money, and children (just to be safe), as we speak.

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