President Barack Obama

Obama: The Defecator in Chief


Obama was raining on my parade so I wore galoshes.


He held an umbrella like Mary Poppins

And his rhetoric levitated

While his hypocrisy tumbled into the mud,


He lied.


There was falseness in his tone that promised us the world

While it tumbled us down like a giant comet.


We fell for his bullsh** and shoveled it from one side

Of the yard to the other


Pretending the defecation was rock star poop rather than



Obama ruined the greatest country in the world and patted

Himself on the back while he sat on a suppository.


David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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