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John Kerry says Air Conditioning = ISIS, Sign Petition to take His AC!

The lurching fool of Washington, D.C. has stumbled his way into another idiotic controversy. Secretary of State John Kerry recently surprised the world by explaining that air conditioning was as dangerous a problem as the Muslim terrorists of ISIS. (I’m pretty sure the thousands of dead people in the Middle East and North Africa would beg to differ.)

“As we were working together on the challenge of [ISIS] and terrorism,” Kerry said. “It’s hard for some people to grasp it, but what we–you–are doing here right now is of equal importance because it has the ability to literally save life on the planet itself.”

Kerry said that most of the substances banned in the Montreal Protocol have increased the use of HFCs and claimed that the coolant was thousands of times more potent than CO2. He added that the increase of HFCs has led to the trend of global climate change.

“The use of hydrofluorocarbons is unfortunately growing,” Kerry said. “Already, the HFCs use in refrigerators, air conditioners, and other items are emitting an entire gigaton of carbon dioxide-equivalent pollution into the atmosphere annually. Now, if that sounds like a lot, my friends, it’s because it is. It’s the equivalent to emissions from nearly 300 coal-fired power plants every single year.”

Well, some industrious folks have decided to step in and help Secretary Kerry solve the dangerous Air Conditioning problem by petitioning Kerry and his boss, President Obama, to remove the AC from every State Department building in the world.

WHEREAS, Secretary of State John F. Kerry has suggested that air conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS, and

WHEREAS, it is the duty of our elected and appointed government officials to lead by example,

THEREFORE, we call upon the U.S. Department of State to remove air conditioning from all property that the Department owns, rents, or otherwise employs, including but not limited to embassies, consulates, office buildings, etc., all vehicles owned and/or operated by the Department, and any other property, real or movable, owned, rented, or otherwise employed by the Department.

It’s just delicious, isn’t it?

If air conditioning is such a big problem Mr. Kerry, then why is it so heavily employed in every single federal building across the country… including your offices in Washington, D.C.? The answer is… because it isn’t a problem and you are a massive fraud.

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Onan Coca

Onan is the Editor-in-Chief at Liberty Alliance media group. He's also the managing editor at Eaglerising.com, Constitution.com and the managing partner at iPatriot.com. Onan is a graduate of Liberty University (2003) and earned his M.Ed. at Western Governors University in 2012. Onan lives in Atlanta with his wife and their three wonderful children. You can find his writing all over the web.

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