What is it with Hillary Clinton? Does she feel uncomfortable campaigning without a sexual predator around? Tuesday’s “crazed sex poodle,” was the supposed inventor of the internet, global warming investor, former vice president, and the man known for the phrase, “Come on, Baby, Release my Chakra,” that’s right, Al Gore.
You may remember the famous incident in 2006, when Mr. Gore assaulted a 54-year-old massage therapist named Molly Hagerty? According to the 73-page police report by a Portland, Ore., Gore is not only an attempted rapist but, he’s a “crazed sex poodle.” Some of that police report is published at the Smoking Gun.
According to the report, Gore called the front desk of the Hotel Lucia on Oct. 24, 2006 and asked for a massage. When the masseuse arrived, she said the former VP hugged Ms. Hagarty the masseuse a bit too close: “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” she. She also admitted that she didn’t protest because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear … that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”