Chuck Schumer

Is Chuck Schumer – “the Most Trivial Politician Ever”?

I really enjoyed seeing this headline as I scrolled down my Facebook feed on Wednesday night.

It was from Reason Magazine Online, and its simplistic perfection was a delight to this reader. Here’s what it said, Meet Chuck Schumer, One of the Most Trivial Pols Ever. And Your Next Senate Minority Leader”! OUCH! That had to hurt, eh Chuck?

But let’s be honest, Reason’s editor Nick Gillespie – who wrote that brilliant line – is right on the money with his criticism, isn’t he? Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) truly is one of the MOST TRIVIAL politicians in American history. In fact, he’s really only known for two things: being related to the disgusting comedian Amy Schumer, and for always being in the background of photos with other politicians.

Here’s the money line from Gillespie:

So what kind of leader is Chuck Schumer? He is among the very most trivial politicians to serve in that crucible of triviality, mediocrity, and dead weight we call the U.S. Senate.

No issue is too stupid or inconsequential for Schumer to weigh in on, inevitably calling for a ban or regulation that serves no other possible purpose than to shine a light on the glory and grandeur of Chuck Schumer.

Oh, that is a thing of beauty. Gillespie’s words drip with the contempt that Schumer has so justly earned. Thankfully, Gillespie goes even further in his piece and delivers (for the uninitiated) the proof that Schumer is a worthless sot who has spent most of his life leeching off of the good people of the Empire State.

Here is a short list of the trivial tasks that Schumer has been not-so-hard at work at over since 1999!

U.S. is urged to investigate cereal prices

Chuck Schumer rips e-cigarette makers

Sen. Schumer calls for ban on ubiquitous yoga mat chemical

Chuck Schumer races to extend ban on “undetectable” 3D-printed guns

Senator Charles Schumer Condemns Delicious-Looking Detergent

Schumer wants to ban high-powered green laser pointers

Sen. Charles Schumer Calls for a Ban on Powdered Alcohol

Schumer calls on FDA to ban powdered caffeine

Schumer Calls for Ban on Alcoholic Energy Drinks

Schumer Pushes to Shut Down Online Drug Marketplace

Senator Schumer Says Bitcoin Is Money Laundering

Charles Schumer wants federal probe into airline fare prices

Chuck Schumer Takes On The FAA Over Drone Rules

High-Frequency Trading Faces Challenge from Schumer

Fast-Food Bread a Concern, Schumer Calls for a Ban

Chuck Schumer: No Four Loko for You, New York

Senator Calls for 25 to Life [Video Game] Ban

Schumer wants to ban home-made bombs

Sen. Schumer wants to ban internationally produced Olympics uniforms

Senators Call For An End To Payday Lending By Banks 

Chuck Schumer Engineers USDA Greek Yogurt Subsidy

Sen. Chuck Schumer to introduce bill 10 banning flame retardants from kids’ products

Sen. Schumer: Ban Cadmium in Kids’ Jewelry

 

Do yourself a favor and read the rest of the story over at Reason.

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Onan Coca

Onan is the Editor-in-Chief at Liberty Alliance media group. He's also the managing editor at Eaglerising.com, Constitution.com and the managing partner at iPatriot.com. Onan is a graduate of Liberty University (2003) and earned his M.Ed. at Western Governors University in 2012. Onan lives in Atlanta with his wife and their three wonderful children. You can find his writing all over the web.

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