Now I do not want to be misunderstood, the ice cream made by Ben & Jerry’s is of a high quality. The flavor is good. But, there is the problem of their own perception. They think that they make gourmet ice cream. It is overpriced.
This might be one of the reasons that they have taken to using the Left’s scare tactics to sell their product.
Ben & Jerry’s, the notoriously left-wing ice cream vendors, have found a way to take advantage of climate change panic to sell more ice cream, by creating a list of “Endangered Pints”—flavors that risk extinction due to global warming.
Ice cream lovers will have to rush to purchase endangered flavors like Cherry Garcia, Phish Food, Chunky Monkey, and Chubby Hubby before they wind up like the saber-toothed tiger or the woolly mammoth.
The impact of global warming is “headed straight for your freezer,” the company warns.
This is no real surprise, considering that the owners of Ben & Jerry are hippy, left wing nuts. They support higher taxes, larger government, and homosexual unions. That means that this fits well with their foolish worldview.
But, will people buy into this foolishness?
“Pretty soon you could be seeing shortages of your favorite foods, including – gasp! – Ben & Jerry’s,” the company’s website reads.
“We rely on farmers all over the world for our ingredients, and when they don’t have the predictable weather patterns needed for farming, that can mean no cocoa, no peanuts, and no Peanut Butter Cup ice cream.”
It might surprise you to discover that this group of fruits and nuts thinks there is coming a time we will have a shortage of fruits and nuts to put in their ice cream.